Thursday, June 20, 2013

Week one May 1st to May 7th.


Wednesday, May 1, 2013 Ft Lauderdale

I need to get a quick note off before we head out to sea after we head out then at&t gets more difficult.  2870 miles to the next stop.  We arrive next Wednesday at Ponta Delgada, Azores.  The ship is beginning to untie lines and fire up the engines.  I have about 4 books on my iPad to read, with only a couple of hours of internet connection each day I may go into withdrawals. 
I have been following a blog on tiny houses; our cabin reminds me of that blog.  It amazing how you can be totally comfortable in a small space.  Kind of makes you wonder why we have such a big house. 
This cruise is full of people who have made multiple cruises.  I was looking around at the muster drill and I saw only about a half dozen couples younger than us.  I think there are about 6 kids on board.

Tuesday, May 2, 2013 at sea

What would Columbus have done?
We are about 400 miles from Florida and about 2500 miles from our next stop.  How do I know that; I looked on my phone.  Poor old Columbus left Spain thinking he might fall off the edge of the earth.  When he got to where he was going he didn't know where he was.  He had to abandon part of his crew in this new place and then couldn't find them on the next trip.  He may have been called the great navigator but if he was alive today his wife would make him stop and ask for directions if he was driving.  Today all we have to do is look at our phones and see where we are in the world with about 6 ft accuracy.  I think it is totally amazing.  It has made it where any fool can cross the ocean (as long as their batteries last) without any technical knowledge.  I don't know if that is a good thing.  (BTW, Carole still wants to make me stop and ask for directions.  She doesn't trust Google.) It is also possible to connect with people all over the world from the center of the ocean with an internet connection.  Although I must admit it isn't quite as easy as it is from streets of Pell City.  Posting the blog thru the ship's wireless system is somewhat of a hassle and is expensive.  I may have to go to posting every few days rather than each day. 
Our course is 75 deg with a speed of 19 knots.  (My phone told me.)  We are currently in to an 18 knot head wind which puts the apparent wind at 37 knots on deck.  (I had an engineering course in vector analysis that taught me how to do that calculation.)   For anyone who doesn't deal in knots that is about 42 mph.  Either way if you are in an exposed area it makes walking difficult and cool since the air temperature is 72 deg. 
Tonight is formal night, so it is put on the tux and look like someone important.

Friday, May 3, 2012 at sea

It is Friday and how do I know that?  My phone told me!  Otherwise I wouldn't have a clue.  The days are running together.  The view well it hasn't changed much in the last couple of day.  We are in the "shipping lanes" so you do see ships from time to time.  We spent most of the day passing a cargo ship.  I first saw him around 9:00 this morning and he disappeared about 4:00.  We must have been making about a half a knot more speed than he was making.  And that my friends, was the total excitement for the day. 
We had a very unique dinner tonight.  We have two other couples we share a table with at night.  One couple is from California and are a lot of fun, the other is "interesting" and I will leave it there.  The interesting people were no shows at dinner.  The California couple had been to the Martini Bar.  You know they say martinis are like boobs.  You really need more that one, two is perfect and three makes you really strange.  The guy had enjoyed at least three before the meal and had one waiting on him at the table.  He may have been one of the funniest drunks I have been around in quite a while.  He is a retired mechanical engineer (he is not prototypical).  After he retired he went to school and became a hair dresser, then to school to become a furniture maker.  Now he is just retired.  His wife worked in health care for her lifetime and recently helped establish a clinic for children with a very rare disorder.  It is the only one like it in the US.  They have children from all over the world come there for treatment.  I told them we would meet in the Martini Bar tomorrow night before dinner so we could be entertained again.  Pat the wife vetoed that idea.  Arlen was led away to bed at 8:00. 
The entertainment other than Arlen was a piano player.  The guy had the largest hands of anyone I have ever seen.  His playing was amazing.  He will do another concert tomorrow at 2:00.  I will be there to see him. 
I bragged on the internet at sea too early.  Tomorrow I will take the iPad to the Internet cafe and see if I can get a connection.  So far I can't get the wireless to recognize me.  Where is Mike Ash when you need him? 

Saturday, May 4, 2013 at sea

I looked out the window and saw ocean.  OK that is all I have to tell you.  There is just ocean and more ocean. 
This internet thing just isn't working for me.  I was able to download email today but then when I started deleting them it locked up the iPad the connection on the uplink because it was so slow.  I guess I am going to have to wait until I find at&t in Europe to upload the blog. 
I had gumbo for lunch.  Bless the cook’s heart he would have been killed for calling that stuff gumbo in Mobile. The same is pretty much true for grits. I was afraid to try southern fried chicken after those experiences.  I guess you have to have been raised in the south to understand how to fry food and cook BBQ.

Sunday, May 5, 2013 at sea

There is a nice swell in the ocean this morning.  The boat has a nice rocking motion, so much so Carole isn't having anything to do with getting up.  It is like rocking a baby to sleep.
We have gone thru our forth time change so we are officially four hours ahead of Alabama time.  Carole struggles each year when we change to daylight savings time and this is really giving her a hard time.  So when I wake her up at 8:30 she reminds me her body thinks it is 4:30 but then I have to point out she went to bed at 6:00 last night.  Yea, I know never argue with a woman, the only way you get in the last word is to say "Yes dear".                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
I have been reading Rick Bragg's book "It is all over but the shouting".  It is a book my mother wanted me to read.  It is unusual for her to ask me to do something so when she does I generally do what she asks.  Besides, the book looked interesting.  It is autobiographical and based on his life in the Jacksonville/Piedmont area.  I think mother had ulterior motives for wanting me to read the book.  It is very much like the lives we had growing up.  OK I want to qualify that real quick, my father wasn't a drunk who abandoned the family.  He did drive a truck in his earlier years and would be gone from time to time for several days.  We didn't have indoor plumbing until I was eight years old.  I do remember taking baths in the wash tub and having a pee pot under the bed so you didn't have to go to the outhouse in the middle of the night.
The book is an accurate view of the south during that period of time.  If you grew up in a southern mill town then it describes your life, your relatives and the people you grew up knowing.  It has everything from the town drunk, town idiot, to the uppity white ladies who had maids’ everyday to clean their houses and take care of their children.  It deals with the prejudice we all have.  If you live in the south yours are just different than people in the north or west.  We are, I think, just more willing to be open about them than they are.  If you want to understand the rural south you should read this book.
Rick was driven by his fear of failure.  I can certainly identify with that internal drive that forces you to work harder and longer than anyone else.  I discovered a long time ago that if I wasn't the smartest or best at something, if you worked hard enough you could certainly get about 95% of the way there. 
The best part was when he discussed his aunt Edna which was pronounced Edner.  My mother's name on her birth certificate is "Edner".  They spelled it just like they said it.  While she has always used her middle name of Dean there are a few of the great aunts who always called her Edner.  When I want to make sure I have her undivided attention I will call her that now.
I officially gave up on posting a blog until I get a good connection.  After 45 minutes I finally got my mail to sync with the office. I had to do it early this morning when no one was on the Internet on the ship.

Monday, May 6, 2013 at sea

OMG. Will the view ever change!  I am not a very relaxing person; I have to be doing something every day.  So the fifth day at sea is getting to wear on me.  Carole and I took a vote last night and decided to limit further trips to no more than two days at sea.  I think I will ask the captain if he has any woodworking projects on board that he needs help completing.  If I get truly desperate I might even volunteer to paint something.  At least we are down to about 800 miles to the next port.
This morning around 9:30 the boat took a right turn of about 110 degrees and headed due south for about 2 miles, reducing speed to 12 knots, then back on course and speed.  I don't know why but it makes you wonder.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013 at sea
There is nothing but ocean out here, maybe I am not made for long ocean passages.  I have always wanted to cross an ocean on a ship; I will officially be able to cross that off my list and don't think I will ever want to do it again. Our table mates, the interesting ones, do it twice a year.  There are several places we have been that I like to go back to see again.  Virgin Islands, Wooden Boat School and Alaska but to spend six days crossing the Atlantic twice a year for ten years, it would make me interesting too.  Hell no it would make me the town idiot!